Splendor In The Ass

Something hot is happening at the Vanderbliks Mansion! Shocking? Perverse? Hell no! Its just part of the naughty shenanigans of the rich and mighty horny! After Sir Ashley and his butler Dudley give the French maid her morning servicing, what to do about son Westley becomes the problem of the day! Hes still a virgin! The lustly services of Hortense Harlot fix that immediately! But it seems that Westleys ultimate fantasy is a poke in the poop-chute! Lady Penelope helps grease the wheel of fate...so to speak...and backdoor love conquers all! Director Gerard Damiano hits a hot homerun in this frantic farce of high society rear-ending!